Either I’m awesome or there just isn’t enough shit about me out there.

Put it this way, dude; I’m not going to just stand there and let ‘em beat the snot outta me.

When it was digitized, it landed somewhere near the portal…I found it, years later. I kid you not, it was a tree…there was a fucking orange tree on the Grid. No lie.

expositionfairy:

Meet Jethro Eugene Bradley.

A lot of people don’t even remember that before Legacy came out, there was Tron 2.0, a PC FPS game produced as a sequel to the original Tron before Disney finally allowed a second film to escape Development Hell. Jethro, “Jet” for short, is 2.0’s player…

About GODDAMN time.

askalan-one:

Hopefully sooner than later.

Yeah, you tell ‘em, dad…

dat ass

none o’ that jewelry shit…y’ever had to buy a DUDE jewelry?

give the bitch an identity disc; bitches love identity disks

You thought I was gunna say Tron 2.0, didn’t you?

Of course I do. I work for Encom; he’s around a lot…